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Storylines
This page is a place to put any ideas for stories or missions for the game. Once we come up with a definitive list of missions for the player to complete in order to win the game, we wil create another page.
The Galactic Landlords will soon lift the quarantine on Earth, and only planetary royalty will be spared an eternity of misery on Mars. To prove their righteousness, the player must bring down their nemeses, the evil users of Another Message Board (AMB). To do this the player must hire a competent lawyer willing to sure the users and have the forum shut down for good! But it won't be cheap! The player must earn money to pay the legal fees and stop AMB. Once that is done, the player will have earned a spot along side the Galactic Landlords as Planetary Royalty.
In addition to the main storyline mission, users will face other hardships or challenges in the game.
The main objective for the game will be for the player (Tommy) to find and hire a lawyer that will file lawsuits to get AMB shut down, and have the users of AMB arrested. The player must pay the lawyer at regular intervals, which if he fails, then the lawyer will quit and the process will start over.
Requirements:
- Some concept of time so that Items/NPCs can have triggers based purely on elapsed time and not just interaction with the player.
- Being able to save and load game state.
Tommy must find the key that unlocks the box containing the magic vagina.
Tommy must buy a bus ticket to Venice Beach and use the Magic Space Vagina to travel back in time. Once in the past he must look through various dumpsters until he finds himself, and then warn himself of the Dumpster Sniper. Of course Young Tommy will tell Old Tommy to "fuck off" and continue looking through the dumpster, so Old Tommy must find the Dumpster Sniper and incapacitate him.
Requirements:
- A basic weapon system, the player would have the option to hit the Dumpster Sniper with something hard enough, or shoot him with a gun.
Tommy must answer a series of questions to prove that he is sane. If he fails then it's Game Over.
Fighting for the Magic Vagina, Tommy and Dee must duel to prove who is more worthy of its possession and power.
Requirements:
- A basic combat system - the player should be able to punch and kick, and also upgrade their abilities.
Tommy must rent a pickup truck and go to Sun City, where he can seduce and attempt to marry world famous terrorist Professor Hussein. He ends up in a psych hold.
Tommy has to put gas in Chief Covfefe's truck.
Sell a fish tank to John Belushi
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Tommy begins to have coughing fits that increase in frequency as the game goes on. A message saying "that cough sounds bad, you should have that looked at" will be displayed the first time, and every few coughing fits thereafter. Tommy then must go to a doctor, where he is dx'd with lung cancer and is told he needs chemo, but must pay for it. If he doesn't get chemo, then eventually the cancer will get so bad that his health points will start to decrease automatically.
Requirements:
- Need a way to interrupt normal gameplay (and play a sound effect)
- After enough time in the game, Tommy will start to have coughing fits
- Coughing fits will increase in frequency over time
- After enough time, health will begin to decrease automatically
- If Tommy sees the doctor before then first coughing fit, nothing happens
It will be important for the player to have multiple means to earn money. Here are a few ways they can do this.
We (devs) will pick a random person on Ebay who sells rocks IRL, for sake of this feature let's call him Tammy. When a player starts a new game, any time thereafter that Tammy sells a rock IRL on Ebay, that money will be reflected in the game's money as well. Hence if Tammy makes money, players make (in-game) money.
Requirements:
- Find a random person on Ebay selling rocks
- Saving game state
One way which Tommy can make money is ito grow weed. He can try planting the weed in a garden outside, but the air in Tucson is so dry that the plants dry up and die right almost immediately.
Tommy should be able to start a meth lab and sell meth to earn money. Of coruse this increases his chances of being arrested and sent to jail, or even worse getting killed by a rival drug dealer.
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