Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-4701 (?)
- SCP-4701 is an old covered wagon that, when hitched to an animal and unrestrained, will autonomously move towards a lifeless, human-like figure resembling Bob Dylan. Once near, the figure gets violently spun on a wagon wheel and then launched at high speed towards a recording studio in Burbank, California, while a disembodied voice shouts "This bitch empty" and "Yeet!". This event is triggered whenever a song called "Wagon Wheel," which was inspired by a bootleg Bob Dylan recording, achieves "hit status" on music charts, causing new human-like figures resembling the artists involved to appear and be launched in the same way, with the original Bob Dylan figure eventually being launched out of the solar system.
- Blue Peacock (?)
- Blue Peacock was a British tactical nuclear weapon project from the 1950s, aiming to create ten-kiloton nuclear landmines to be secretly stored in Germany. These mines were designed to be detonated by wire or an eight-day timer in the event of a Soviet invasion. A notable and unusual proposal to keep the bombs from freezing in winter involved sealing live chickens inside the casing to provide warmth. The project was ultimately canceled in 1958 due to concerns about nuclear fallout and the political implications of contaminating allied territory.