ryderr · badrihippo · May 16, 2015 · May 16, 2015 · May 16, 2015 · May 16, 2015
diff --git a/Everyones-Issues b/Everyones-Issues
diff --git a/Everyones-Issues.md b/Everyones-Issues.md
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+Everyone's issues  
+Not mine  
+My Issues Mentioning You  
+My Issues Created by You  
+My Issues Assigned to you  
+Are not MY Issues  
+My issues becomes Everyone's Issues  
+No milestones selected.
diff --git a/README → README.md b/README → README.md
diff --git a/VersionManagment b/VersionManagment
diff --git a/VersionManagment.md b/VersionManagment.md
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+My Version  
+and an old version  
+without fear of data loss
+
+pull version  
+beside pushed version  
+both finally synchronized
diff --git a/blame b/blame
diff --git a/blame.md b/blame.md
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+Who is that  
+name which becomes so great when  
+we ship?
+
+Who is that  
+person who tries to hide when we break  
+the build.
diff --git a/branch b/branch
diff --git a/branch.md b/branch.md
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+#On a branch
+
+by **Kobayashi Issa**  
+translated by **Jane Hirshfield**
+
+On a branch  
+floating downriver  
+a cricket, singing.
diff --git a/changedmylife b/changedmylife
diff --git a/changedmylife.md b/changedmylife.md
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+
+I use to be scared to commit  
+Now I push and pull but don't worry a bit  
+I'll have you on a plane or train  
+No distribution to maintain  
+You allow me to branch out into my own  
+SVN, TFS, even CVS have no throne  
+A quickie branch and I'm finished  
+And I merged into master  
+But what's this new disaster?  
+Another branch in a jiffy with powers undiminished  
+I ask for a three way merge  
+And with commands you encourage  
+It is hard to imagine when we conflict  
+Because most issues you easily predict
diff --git a/closure → closure.md b/closure → closure.md
diff --git a/committed → committed.md b/committed → committed.md
@@ -1,29 +1,29 @@
-i commit
-im committed
-to you
+i commit  
+im committed  
+to you  
 i commit
 
-i submit
+i submit  
 issues
 
-i commit
+i commit  
 im committed
 
 to you
 
-you have 
+you have  
 features
 
 issues for iphone
 
 you have 
 
-im
+im  
 committed
 
 i commit
 
 to you
 
-you have
+you have  
 me
diff --git a/git-status → git-status.md b/git-status → git-status.md
diff --git a/gitspeaks.md b/gitspeaks.md
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+#git speaks
+
+by **Badri "Hippo" Sunderarajan**  
+originally published at [badrihippo.github.io](http://badrihippo.github.io/git-speaks.html)
+
+--------------------------------
+
+`git status`
+
+All your files  
+ are up to date  
+You’ve shown no activity  
+ as of late  
+
+`git checkout -b`  
+Getting your act together, I see.  
+
+I know you’re in a rush,  
+ but all the same  
+it would be a good idea  
+ to specify the branch name.
+
+`git checkout -b \`  
+ `all-bugs-eradication`  
+All? You may be enthusiastic,  
+ but isn’t that too much ambition?
+
+`./test.py`  
+Testing…done. But why!
+
+Not a single bug found—  
+ that’s too good to be true!  
+Oh, wait, there’s no code either.  
+ Lots of work ahead for you!
+
+`git checkout master`  
+ Are you planning to work faster?
+
+Or leave it to someone else  
+ in the spirit of collaboration?  
+`git branch -d \  
+ all-bugs-eradication`
+
+It’s the latter, I see.  
+`Ctrl+D`
diff --git a/issues → issues.md b/issues → issues.md
diff --git a/me b/me
diff --git a/me.md b/me.md
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+you push me  
+i pull  
+i  
+am  
+here  
+are  
+there  
+untracked  
+files  
+ill git status  
+you hear
diff --git a/mergeconflict b/mergeconflict
diff --git a/mergeconflict.md b/mergeconflict.md
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+i don't know why  
+but i try  
+to pull  
+i don't know why  
+i write  
+i push  
+i pull  
+then  
+then  
+then  
+i open mergetool  
+thank god for you  
+CLEANING MY  
+\>>>>HEAD  
+MY DIRTY >>>>>>HEAD  
+are we done now?  
+can i ever really quit you?
diff --git a/nameserver b/nameserver
diff --git a/nameserver.md b/nameserver.md
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+13 of U  
+i wonder what u look like  
+connecting words to places  
+locations.  
+theres very little meaning without u  
+i wonder what u look like
diff --git a/rebase b/rebase
diff --git a/rebase.md b/rebase.md
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+out in the hall the lights blink  
+as i try to think what the spec said again  
+it’s been too long since i felt warm and steady  
+since i felt i was ready to complete this task
+
+no sweet lament to this sad omission  
+this terminal condition of uncertainty  
+be i hooked into circuitous solutions  
+or ugly convolutions from forum posts
+
+tomorrow or today, i can’t tell which  
+i will flick the switch on this production server  
+i will placate the suits with a smiling face  
+hiding all of my sadness with a single rebase
diff --git a/stats-graphs → stats-graphs.md b/stats-graphs → stats-graphs.md
diff --git a/status → status.md b/status → status.md
@@ -1,3 +1,3 @@
-"cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said.
-"͋ͭ͋̋̅̽͜͠c̉͆̅́͆͢͞͞l̒ͧ͏e̴̷ͧͭͥ̈́̓ͦ̃̚̚͜ą̧̑ͣ̂̽ͥn͋̑̿̈́̀ͣ͊ͦlͫ͛ͦͥ̑̉͗̆̅͏ǐ̓͢͜nͫ̾ͫ̓ͯę̀͆̊͂ͤ̋ͯ͠s͆ͤ̉̊ͩͫ͜ş̵̈͊͒̀ ̶̧̔ͥͣ͑͛͏i͑ͨ̒̓̍҉s̛ͮͮͭ̂̈̈ͮ ̽͂̊ͨ̕ṅ̶ͮ̊̐ͤͮ̈eͨͯ̓́͂̆̚͢x̢̂ͦͨ͒ͯ͑t͗͟ ̵̧̒̿͗͋̄͑̋ͧt̷̿ͥo͂̂̌̚͢ ̾ͨ̈́̒̆͗G̨̽̓͢ơ̋͂̑̅̉̓͢dͨ̔ͩ͗̄͒͐̋̈̀͏l̨̈ͣ̃̑̌͝į̴̒̿̇̀͂ͬ͘n͊ͨe̐̈͛̃̋͒ͬ̽́͞͏š̛̄ͥͧ̓̑̊̌͘s̴̡̑͊͝,̡ͭ̍̑ͥ"ͤ̿͒͟ ̡͂̾̓ͧ̓́͡s̓ͫ̒͛ͪ̋͆̿͡h̑̽͛ͨ̇͗͢͞ê̶̊͆ͤ͌̓́̚ ͫͫͯ̿̎͡͞s̷̴͒̑̓͋̾̑̿ͧa̡͋̂̊͋ͭ̓ͮ̔̚íͮ̆͂̏̚͢͢d̷̍ͨ͏.̵ͩͨ̎
+"cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said.  
+"͋ͭ͋̋̅̽͜͠c̉͆̅́͆͢͞͞l̒ͧ͏e̴̷ͧͭͥ̈́̓ͦ̃̚̚͜ą̧̑ͣ̂̽ͥn͋̑̿̈́̀ͣ͊ͦlͫ͛ͦͥ̑̉͗̆̅͏ǐ̓͢͜nͫ̾ͫ̓ͯę̀͆̊͂ͤ̋ͯ͠s͆ͤ̉̊ͩͫ͜ş̵̈͊͒̀ ̶̧̔ͥͣ͑͛͏i͑ͨ̒̓̍҉s̛ͮͮͭ̂̈̈ͮ ̽͂̊ͨ̕ṅ̶ͮ̊̐ͤͮ̈eͨͯ̓́͂̆̚͢x̢̂ͦͨ͒ͯ͑t͗͟ ̵̧̒̿͗͋̄͑̋ͧt̷̿ͥo͂̂̌̚͢ ̾ͨ̈́̒̆͗G̨̽̓͢ơ̋͂̑̅̉̓͢dͨ̔ͩ͗̄͒͐̋̈̀͏l̨̈ͣ̃̑̌͝į̴̒̿̇̀͂ͬ͘n͊ͨe̐̈͛̃̋͒ͬ̽́͞͏š̛̄ͥͧ̓̑̊̌͘s̴̡̑͊͝,̡ͭ̍̑ͥ"ͤ̿͒͟ ̡͂̾̓ͧ̓́͡s̓ͫ̒͛ͪ̋͆̿͡h̑̽͛ͨ̇͗͢͞ê̶̊͆ͤ͌̓́̚ ͫͫͯ̿̎͡͞s̷̴͒̑̓͋̾̑̿ͧa̡͋̂̊͋ͭ̓ͮ̔̚íͮ̆͂̏̚͢͢d̷̍ͨ͏.̵ͩͨ̎  
 "cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said.
diff --git a/tags b/tags
diff --git a/tags.md b/tags.md
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+tags  
+who  
+uses  
+those  
+tags  
+where do they go  
+tabs  
+tags  
+tabs  
+with  
+tags  
+street artists beware  
+we out here  
+keep your street tags  
+just dont touch my fuckin repo bro
diff --git a/thanks → thanks.md b/thanks → thanks.md
@@ -1,12 +1,12 @@
 thanks guys, we said, and turned back to our work.
 
- we packed up our violin crates, and a few short songs tumbled out,
- but they weren't compelling enough to make us consider writing a letter
- desecribing the songs and mailing it to our parents - or anyone else's.
- we took the crates to the warehouse and put 'em over there, near a 
- few tubs with carp, bass, and walleye salmon. these tubs were under a 
- scaffolding with several spots for rifle mounts, and even a little 
-chute to catch the excess cartridge shells. 
+ we packed up our violin crates, and a few short songs tumbled out,  
+ but they weren't compelling enough to make us consider writing a letter  
+ desecribing the songs and mailing it to our parents - or anyone else's.  
+ we took the crates to the warehouse and put 'em over there, near a  
+ few tubs with carp, bass, and walleye salmon. these tubs were under a  
+ scaffolding with several spots for rifle mounts, and even a little  
+chute to catch the excess cartridge shells.
 
 it's harder than it sounds.
 

diff --git a/watch-me-clone → watch-me-clone.md b/watch-me-clone → watch-me-clone.md
@@ -1,21 +1,21 @@
-watch me
+watch me  
 c l o n e
 
 this fucking repo
 
 bitch
 
-watch me 
+watch me   
 c l o n e
 
 and OWN
 
 and PWN
 
-this fucking code 
+this fucking code  
 cunt
 
-wait
+wait  
 till i MERGE
 
 WAIT TILL I FUCKING BRANCH YOUR FUCKING REPO BITCH